bubblegum bitch + introduction

"I'm sure there will be a lot of that once we get a grip on what the hell we're doing." Now entered the massive yet surprisingly well-groomed form of the snow-white Siberian tiger, who carefully examined the female before him. "I am Iosef. A pleasure to meet you, Госпожа." There would be many introductions he would have to make over the course of his time here, and this was only the beginning. He figured that all that "warbound action" Guru yearned for would come in time, when the hierarchy was set in place and the Typhoon made use of every nook and cranny in their domain. Sure, they could start all that pillaging fun now, but without a chain of command it could very well be dysfunctional and reckless. He'd be more content with the latter, but now the desire to explore the world and seize it for himself (and the Typhoon) was only growing more and more.
[spoiler=tags :: updated 3/19]basics.
✯ Dimitri "Iosef" Aslanov // Sef, YoYo, Dimwit
✯ male // masculine
✯ 11 months // 30 months mentally // 5 years spiritually
✯ crewmate of the Typhoon
✯ no titles // no unofficial titles
✯ forcefully brought from Russia, separated from family
✯ reincarnation of a Belgian Malinois named Dimitri
✯ has a Belgian Malinois form, will rarely shift to it
✯ manipulative, silver-tongued jerk
✯ charismatic and "outgoing"
✯ protective of children

appearance.
✯ Siberian tiger [ref]
✯ snow white pelt with jet black stripes
✯ sparkling light eyes
✯ occasionally wears a pair of Russian VDV dog tags
✯ no scars
✯ soft Russian accent

relationships.
✯ no best friend
✯ no mentor
✯ [G1] Boris [NPC] x Anastasia [NPC]
✯ bisexual
✯ single // no crush
✯ no offspring

interaction.
✯ storage // plot
✯ physically very difficult // mentally hard // teleportation, conjuration, electric elementals, shapeshifting
✯ attack in #00d8ea[/spoiler]