THE SPACE AND EYELIDD WEDDING

I strut up in my best tuxedo with a bowtie around my throat, I had wrestled with it for several hours just to prepare for my favorite child's wedding. I end up knocking a few people to the side but I continue to waddle forward to the alter "I want to see my little boy... I want to see my little boy..." I mumble to myself knocking over the flower boy/girl "HERE HE COMES!" I scream at the top of my lungs. I have some snazzy "pants" on, of course, it can't contain my huge monster dong.

/ edited cAUSE MATT WANTED ME TO WEAR PANTS