if a tree falls | char's stuck in a tree

"Just jump down!" rang an angered high-pitched cry. The holler arose from the maw of a particularly pissy pipsqueak, who unenthusiastically trudged towards the source of all those deafening howls for help. When she realized the predicament at hand, and the sheer lunacy of it, the child couldn't help but stifle a handful of foul guffaws. How did a fox manage to get up there, and why? What business did this dickbag have that required his presence a good few metres off the ground? Whatever business it was, Noor wholeheartedly hated it - the fuckface's screeching had interrupted her search for a toad. Now that every toad in the vicinity had probably fled for Tanglewood because of the screaming, the Callahan now had nothing to focus her energy on - save directing all of it towards hating on Charlot.

A rotten grin emerged on her visage once she realized what Astiar was attempting to accomplish. That dumbass's hunger for wood compelled it to start gnawing at the branch below Charlot - an act that, if fulfilled, would surely result in injury for the trapped vulpine. Looks like our oversized lizard friend needs some words of encouragement. "That's it, bug!" Noor yowls, her tone brimming with faux confidence, "keep tugging! Keep tugging!"