"Waiter! There's a ___ in my soup!"

this is a CLASSIC forum game! it's very easy to play along! respond to the person above you with a solution to their soup problem, then come up with your own!

EX.
Person 1: Waiter! There's a pack of pokemon cards in my soup!
Person 2: I'll take those thanks- are these first edition?
Waiter! There's an iPhone in my soup!
Person 1 (then responds): Better put it in some rice!

aaaand so on and so forth! have fun! i'll start-

waiter! there's some raisins in my soup!

[align=center][div style="max-width: 450px; font-family: timesnewroman; font-size: 10pt; text-align: justify;"]I'll give you a cookie to go with the raisins.

Waiter! there's a small cow in my soup!

Shit, Andy, get out of tikkie's soup!

Waiter, theres a frog in my soup!

Maybe we could go French and add some snails?

Waiter! There's a clock in my soup!

Is it six a clock already?

Waiter! There is a sponge in my soup!

I'll take it; give it a pineapple for a home.

Waiter! There's a snake in my soup!

Is it a copperhead or boa?

Waiter! There's an eye in my soup!

Oops, sorry that's mine. I'll be needing that back now.

Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!