MARRIAGE OF PARO AND ALEX

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WELCOME TO THE WEDDING OF ALEX & PARO

i love this stardew valley bitch with my life
we're married in game
but now it's time to take it to the next level
real marriage

please take your seats so our ceremony can begin


i arrive in my tuxedo and go to the alter. i wait for my amazing future husband, alex. my eyes walk all over the place, literally, as i wait for him.

i arrive to paro's weeding wearing my post malone crocs and a rice hat. i take a seat and stare up at the happy couple with big, teary-eyed anime girl eyes. paro's husband is lowkey fine as fuck but i aint gonna say nothin